A little support never hurt… I mean especially when your deathly allergic to bananas and that’s ALL they serve in the hospital….. @haydeelizx
Kill me please, my stomach hurts so much omg
the ultimate collection.
LORD
LMAOO
the boyz in the hood one doe lmfaoooooooooooooooo
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Steve Blake | Caillou
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
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why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”Fatality
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
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